So Cristiana turned up the night before we opened Knucklehead and said she could speak about 9 languages and knew how to answer the phone which was pretty useful for a couple of years but not as useful as her making an award winning film for the Discovery Channel about Dita Von Teese the exotic dancer who apparently it's OK to like and the film did so well that she made another one for them about Rainer Fetting who we hadn't heard of either but who is apparently very cool in Berlin and because the two films were so good she got asked to make some films for Johnnie Walker with Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton and then oodles of on-line films for Ford and Land Rover and that beautiful promo for Dido which made us all want to go and become fishermen in Portugal and even though she's still only about 12 years old and knows literally everyone in town we love her for that and for the fact that she brings us back great little cheeses when she goes home to Lisbon and so that plus the great work and the constant big smile is why she really is a knucklehead.